Baggypantsrich delights, excites and incites us with this rare concert of incredible beauty. Recorded on Valentine's Day 2015 in Port Vila, Vanuatu in a florist/makeshift voodoo temple, you can feel the spirit conjuring.

The roots of this concert lay in a mysterious disappearance of BPR after a particularly notorious female incident in downtown Baltimore. His seminal work "Station North", named after the infamous neighborhood, would be his undoing after a jealous and sinister maiden/hooker/experimental psychologist assaulted him physically on North Avenue. She claimed that the album was a "pronunciation of his denunciation of her love" and the only way to liberate the female form was to eliminate his sexual energy. This "Solanas Episode" left him fearful and artistically decapitated.

Word spread that he had relocated to Paris to become a pornographer with hopes of redefining the genre. Many called it his "Duchamp Move", a reference to Marcel Duchamp's retirement from art to focus on a new discipline, chess.

But fans were shocked when he made a surprise appearance at Shakemore Festival that summer. Organized by the band Half-Japanese, Shakemore was a Petri dish of audio cross-pollination that showcased acts all across the musical spectrum. His performance was undoubtedly diaphanous and featured, according to friend and percussionist anonymously titled "Batworth", "slow jamz."

Fans deemed it his "you period." Unsatisfied with other musicians and eager to strip the songs to their most beautiful parts, he took the stage solo. The concert would be split into two sections. Section A featured songs; Section B featured a drum solo. The aim was to "give the audience the love first and the sex second."

Following the performance, BPR was seen grilling hamburgers on a portable propane stove next to a lake. After the meal, he ventured off into the farmland. He never returned. Locals said the farm was haunted and that a psychedelic experience must have persuaded him to forsake society. (This cannot be confirmed nor denied for legal purposes.) What is known is that the following day his bedroom was empty and layered from floor to ceiling in pink shag carpeting with a scent of sweet garlic. Months passed with no sign of return.

Just when all hope was lost, a reel-to-reel tape was delivered to his favourite bar, Wilson's Tavern. A fierce legal battle ensued regarding ownership of the tapes. BPR's estate offered a whopping $100 to prevent the release of the concert, but ultimately the tapes were published online.

Attempts have been made to contact those involved in the concert, but all were unsuccessful. Jackson Haines, the bass player, died in a freak ice skating sex act 7 days after leaving Vanuatu. French drummer, Flora was too difficult to locate due to her punk/bohemian lifestyle. The priest who organized the entire show and helped transform the florist into a holy space was none other than Father Jack Hooper. Unfortunately, his involvement in the performance was at odds with Church doctrine. Any further connections with Baggypantsrich or the voodoo practices that were featured at the Vanuatu gathering will likely result in excommunication.